Bangkok Tours

Bangkok Thailand Tours offers tours of Bangkok for tourists and travelers of Thailand. We have new vans with a/c comfort and we can give you a ride to your hotel in Bangkok or pick you up from the airport. Bangkok Hotels have information available for your preview. Bangkok tours have tour guides of Bangkok that will give you a ride around the city to see the markets and tourist traps.

crazy world

Well election time is coming and all I can say is it is a crazy world we live in.

Bob

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Funeral services performed in South Florida

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See there is a God...

Getting into a fix for the bride and the best man at her wedding...


Doctors had to be called in to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act of having sex in the bathroom prior to her wedding in Croatia in Eastern Europe.

The bride and best man couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm of the bride after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Sort of like dogs in heat - I wonder of guilt had anything to do with this...?

The bride and best man were unabled to be pulled apart so the embarressed couple had to endure a procession of the many varied wedding guests who came to see what they had been up to before doctors were able to seperate them.

The medical care practicioners were unable to help free the bride and best man so the ambulance transported the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital.

The bride was given muscle relaxant in an injection to relax her muscles and this was able to allow the best man to get free and go on with his business.

The wedding celebration turned into a party in Varazdin, Croatia and the party continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to celebrate his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily newspaper Slobodna Dalmacija.

See there is a God and justice

Christmas in Palm Beach

Evil Tatoo

A young girl finds out that she has an "evil' tatoo written in Chinese.

A young teen who went out and had "mom" tattooed on her back in Chinese letters.

She got the shock of her life when she found out that it really said: "Friend from hell." written in Chinese characters.

The Daily Mirror a newspaper in the United Kingdon reported that a Charlene Williams, aged 19, found out that something was very, very wrong when a Chinese woman shouted at her: "Evil, evil, very bad."

Charlene did not understand the comments since the tatoo was supposed to spell "mom".

Charlene said: "I was shocked and angry.

Her dad had joked that maybe the tatoo said "chicken chow mein". As it turns out it was much worse than that."

Charlene was charged and paid £10 Ten pounds for her "hell" tattoo four years ago in Poole, Dorset in England.

The tattoo artist was unaware and did not know that the Chinese characters and letters change their meaning when put all together.

Charlene has now added a new tatoo that has covered the insulting and offending tatoo with a leaf design and it has cost an additional £40 forty pounds.

from: Ananova news

funny the Bible says not to cut yourself...

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American - True Story...?

Why learning English is important - government workers...

An All-American Story




A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Yeah that is most likely true...

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God says

We say, "It's impossible." GOD says, All things are possible. (Luke 18:27)

We say, "I'm too tired." GOD says, I will give you rest. (Matthew 11:28-30)

We say, "Nobody really loves me." GOD says, I love you. (John 3:16 & John 13:34)

We say, "I can't go on." GOD says, My grace is sufficient. (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

We say, "I can't figure things out." GOD says, I will direct your steps. (Proverbs 3:5-6)

We say, "I can't do it." GOD says, You can do all things. (Philippians 4:13)

We say, "I'm not able." GOD says, I am able. (II Corinthians 9:8)

We say, "It's not worth it." GOD says, It will be worth it. (Romans 8:28)

We say, "I can't forgive myself." GOD says, I forgive you. (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

We say, "I can't manage." GOD says, I will supply all your needs. (Philippians 4:19)

We say, "I'm afraid." GOD says, I have not given you a spirit of fear. (II Timothy 1:7)

We say, "I'm always worried and frustrated."GOD says, Cast all your cares on Me. (I Peter 5:7)

We say, "I don't have enough faith." GOD says, I've given everyone a measure of faith. (Romans 12:3)

We say, "I'm not smart enough." GOD says, I give you wisdom. (I Corinthians 1:30)

We say, "I feel all alone." GOD says, I will never leave you or forsake you. (Hebrews 13:5)

I am sorry that a harlot like Anna Nicole Smith is dead - but what did she ever do to make the world a better place...?

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Terror in Boston...?

Terror in Boston...NOT!

From Ananova News:

(Does this image strike fear in your heart...?)


TV cartoon sparks terror alert in Beantown. OMG




A promotion for a TV cartoon show on the cartoon channel had sparked a major security alert in Boston, Mass.

Major roads and bridges were closed off and bomb squads sent in as mystery objects with wires hanging from them were found.

This image strikes terror into the heart of Bostonians....

(They were tiny electric signs)

If you are so worried about bombs and terror - then how about bringing our boys home from Iraq and deploying them around the border to keep out real terrorists. According to one study 25 Americans are killed each day by illegal aliens, by murder and drunken driving...

What do you expect of people that re-elect Kerry and Kennedy...I am not so crazy about our currect crop of republicans either...!


The first (terror?) blinking sign was found at a subway and a bus station underneath Interstate 93, and beantown police felt compelled to shut down the station and road.

Another blinking sign was blown up by a bomb disposal squad of the BPD. Let me see - a terrorist is going to plant a bomb in a sign with blinking lights...? uhh, over here - I planted a bomb...???? NOT!

Turner Broadcasting, who is the Cartoon Network's parent company, admitted that it was behind the confusion of the so called bomb scare....

(Yes people of boston the boys in blue will protect you from blinking signs)


The packages of harmless magnetic, blinking lights were part of a promotion for the TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Meatwad, Shake and Fries protect us, please.

Turner Corp said that the magnetic signs had been in place for two to three weeks in 10 major US cities: Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco and Philadelphia.

"The packages in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger," the Turner company said. "We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger."

They should have said that we are so sorry that your Boston PD is a bunch of morons....

On a lighter note:

A new commandment I give unto you...

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her Young Children.

After she was done explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father andthy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill?"

From the mouth of Babes....

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