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New Radio Show

2010-03-11T15:03:00.000-08:00

West Palm Beach Photographer

The show is in the South Florida area and is heard in Ft Lauderdale and West Palm Beach. The show is a part of Light of the World Ministries. We offer a professional photographer with beach weddings or at more formal wedding venues. Photography is a very interesting hobby or business if you are so inclined.

Bob, the wedding chaplain has a beach wedding website named Palm Beach Weddings

Please listen and learn...

West Palm Beach Photography

Florida weddings

Overseas Medical Care

2009-12-23T16:15:00.000-08:00

Overseas Medical Care

Not Obamacare

Light of the World Ministries

2009-11-11T20:58:00.000-08:00

Light of the World Ministries

http://lightoftheworldministriesofsouthflorida.faithweb.com/

Florida Beach Weddings

2009-07-31T21:07:00.001-07:00

Florida Weddings

Florida Beach Weddings

Bangkok Tours

2009-05-10T04:19:00.000-07:00

Bangkok Thailand Tours offers tours of Bangkok for tourists and travelers of Thailand. We have new vans with a/c comfort and we can give you a ride to your hotel in Bangkok or pick you up from the airport. Bangkok Hotels have information available for your preview. Bangkok tours have tour guides of Bangkok that will give you a ride around the city to see the markets and tourist traps.

crazy world

2008-09-26T23:35:00.000-07:00

Well election time is coming and all I can say is it is a crazy world we live in.

Bob

Funeral services

2008-04-27T18:13:00.000-07:00

Funeral services performed in South Florida

Chaplain Bob Walker performs eulogies in Palm Beach County and Boynton Beach and Lake Worth, Florida. Photography services are available for the asking.

See there is a God...

2007-12-05T17:04:00.000-08:00

Getting into a fix for the bride and the best man at her wedding...

Doctors had to be called in to separate the bride and best man after they were caught in the act of having sex in the bathroom prior to her wedding in Croatia in Eastern Europe.

The bride and best man couple were trapped together by a muscle spasm of the bride after a friend of the groom walked in on them as they had sex in the toilets.

Sort of like dogs in heat - I wonder of guilt had anything to do with this...?

The bride and best man were unabled to be pulled apart so the embarressed couple had to endure a procession of the many varied wedding guests who came to see what they had been up to before doctors were able to seperate them.

The medical care practicioners were unable to help free the bride and best man so the ambulance transported the pair on a stretcher to the local hospital.

The bride was given muscle relaxant in an injection to relax her muscles and this was able to allow the best man to get free and go on with his business.

The wedding celebration turned into a party in Varazdin, Croatia and the party continued after the groom announced the celebrations were to celebrate his divorce rather than his wedding, reported daily newspaper Slobodna Dalmacija.

See there is a God and justice

Christmas in Palm Beach

Evil Tatoo

2007-10-25T22:58:00.000-07:00

A young girl finds out that she has an "evil' tatoo written in Chinese.

A young teen who went out and had "mom" tattooed on her back in Chinese letters.

She got the shock of her life when she found out that it really said: "Friend from hell." written in Chinese characters.

The Daily Mirror a newspaper in the United Kingdon reported that a Charlene Williams, aged 19, found out that something was very, very wrong when a Chinese woman shouted at her: "Evil, evil, very bad."

Charlene did not understand the comments since the tatoo was supposed to spell "mom".

Charlene said: "I was shocked and angry.

Her dad had joked that maybe the tatoo said "chicken chow mein". As it turns out it was much worse than that."

Charlene was charged and paid £10 Ten pounds for her "hell" tattoo four years ago in Poole, Dorset in England.

The tattoo artist was unaware and did not know that the Chinese characters and letters change their meaning when put all together.

Charlene has now added a new tatoo that has covered the insulting and offending tatoo with a leaf design and it has cost an additional £40 forty pounds.

from: Ananova news

funny the Bible says not to cut yourself...

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American - True Story...?

2007-02-10T01:34:00.000-08:00

Why learning English is important - government workers...

An All-American Story

A Somali arrives in Minneapolis as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country, giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!"

The passerby says, "You are mistaken, I am Mexican."

The man goes on and encounters another passerby. "Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America!" The person says, "I not American, I Vietnamese."

The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, "Thank you for the wonderful America!" That person puts up his hand and says, "I am from the Middle East, I am not American!"

He finally sees a nice lady and asks, "Are you an American?" She says, "No, I am from Russia!"

Puzzled, he asks her, "Where are all the Americans?"

The Russian lady checks her watch and says..."Probably at work."

Yeah that is most likely true...

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God says

2007-02-10T01:27:00.000-08:00

We say, "It's impossible." GOD says, All things are possible. (Luke 18:27)

We say, "I'm too tired." GOD says, I will give you rest. (Matthew 11:28-30)

We say, "Nobody really loves me." GOD says, I love you. (John 3:16 & John 13:34)

We say, "I can't go on." GOD says, My grace is sufficient. (II Corinthians 12:9 & Psalm 91:15)

We say, "I can't figure things out." GOD says, I will direct your steps. (Proverbs 3:5-6)

We say, "I can't do it." GOD says, You can do all things. (Philippians 4:13)

We say, "I'm not able." GOD says, I am able. (II Corinthians 9:8)

We say, "It's not worth it." GOD says, It will be worth it. (Romans 8:28)

We say, "I can't forgive myself." GOD says, I forgive you. (I John 1:9 & Romans 8:1)

We say, "I can't manage." GOD says, I will supply all your needs. (Philippians 4:19)

We say, "I'm afraid." GOD says, I have not given you a spirit of fear. (II Timothy 1:7)

We say, "I'm always worried and frustrated."GOD says, Cast all your cares on Me. (I Peter 5:7)

We say, "I don't have enough faith." GOD says, I've given everyone a measure of faith. (Romans 12:3)

We say, "I'm not smart enough." GOD says, I give you wisdom. (I Corinthians 1:30)

We say, "I feel all alone." GOD says, I will never leave you or forsake you. (Hebrews 13:5)

I am sorry that a harlot like Anna Nicole Smith is dead - but what did she ever do to make the world a better place...?

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Terror in Boston...?

2007-02-05T02:17:00.000-08:00

Terror in Boston...NOT!

From Ananova News:

(Does this image strike fear in your heart...?)

TV cartoon sparks terror alert in Beantown. OMG

A promotion for a TV cartoon show on the cartoon channel had sparked a major security alert in Boston, Mass.

Major roads and bridges were closed off and bomb squads sent in as mystery objects with wires hanging from them were found.

This image strikes terror into the heart of Bostonians....

(They were tiny electric signs)

If you are so worried about bombs and terror - then how about bringing our boys home from Iraq and deploying them around the border to keep out real terrorists. According to one study 25 Americans are killed each day by illegal aliens, by murder and drunken driving...

What do you expect of people that re-elect Kerry and Kennedy...I am not so crazy about our currect crop of republicans either...!

The first (terror?) blinking sign was found at a subway and a bus station underneath Interstate 93, and beantown police felt compelled to shut down the station and road.

Another blinking sign was blown up by a bomb disposal squad of the BPD. Let me see - a terrorist is going to plant a bomb in a sign with blinking lights...? uhh, over here - I planted a bomb...???? NOT!

Turner Broadcasting, who is the Cartoon Network's parent company, admitted that it was behind the confusion of the so called bomb scare....

(Yes people of boston the boys in blue will protect you from blinking signs)

The packages of harmless magnetic, blinking lights were part of a promotion for the TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Meatwad, Shake and Fries protect us, please.

Turner Corp said that the magnetic signs had been in place for two to three weeks in 10 major US cities: Boston, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, Atlanta, Seattle, Portland, Austin, San Francisco and Philadelphia.

"The packages in question are magnetic lights that pose no danger," the Turner company said. "We regret that they were mistakenly thought to pose any danger."

They should have said that we are so sorry that your Boston PD is a bunch of morons....

On a lighter note:

A new commandment I give unto you...

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her Young Children.

After she was done explaining the commandment to "Honor thy father andthy mother," she asked "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"

Without missing a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall not kill?"

From the mouth of Babes....

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Japan VS USA

2007-02-03T02:10:00.000-08:00

A Japanese company and an American company decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri River.

Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peakperformance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The USA team was very depressed and discouraged and decided to perform an investigation for the reason for the crushing defeat.

A management team made up of senior USA management was formed to investigate and provide a recommendation for appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering.

The American team had 8 people steering and 1 person rowing.

Feeling a deeper more indepth study was in order, American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing. (can you say FORD and quality)

Not sure of how to utilize that information, but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors, 3 area steering superintendents and 1assistant superintendent steering manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the only one person that was rowing the boat a greater incentive to work harder.

It was called the "Rowing Team Quality First Program", with meetings, dinners and free pens for the only rower.

There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.

The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid off the rower for poor performance,halted development of a new canoe, sold the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.

The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses and the next year's racing team was outsourced to India. The End.

Sounds a little too close for comfort...does it not...?

Jailbird mails himself out of prison...

2007-01-25T20:34:00.000-08:00

Jail Prisoner mails himself to freedom

From Ananova news:

A convict convicted of fraud was able to make good his escape from a high security jail in Germany. He was able to climb into a cardboard box and mailed himself to freedom.

Max Friedener, who is 28, was able to escape from a prison in Darmstadt Germany was hiding in the box in the prison mailroom. He was able to escape from the mail van as it was driving away.

The escape was only noticed when the mail truck arrived at the sorting facility the hole in the box was spotted by postal authorities....

(gee there is a hole in the box from this prison...)

It is the second time a convict has earned a ticket to ride by using the mail system.

(ticket to ride - the beatles)

Only last month a convict in neighboring Austria escaped from a jail in Graz, a prisoner by mailing himself out in a large box that was supposed to contain lamp post parts. Would you believe that both escapees are still at large.

Bob

christmas on December 25

2006-12-18T08:52:00.000-08:00

How We Came To Celebrate Christmas on December 25th

In the 4th century, the Catholic Church and its officials decided to institute the birth of Jesus Christ as a holiday. Although the date of his birth is not pinpointed in the Bible, Pope Julius I chose December 25th to celebrate this occasion.

When Oliver Cromwell and his Puritan forces took over England in 1645 they vowed to rid England of decadence and, as part of this effort, Christmas was cancelled.
The tree was celebrated as a pagan tradition long before the birth of Christ.

Remember that Jeremiah is a book of rebuke and the theme is the partial destruction of the chosen of God in Israel for disobedience:

Jeremiah 10: 1 Hear ye the word which the LORD speaketh unto you, O house of Israel:

Thus saith the LORD, Learn not the way of the heathen, and be not dismayed at the signs of heaven; for the heathen are dismayed at them.

Bob says The wiccans or witches are angry that Christians stole their holiday

Bob says in other words, God says: Do not do these customs - like decorate tree's

For the customs of the people [are] vain: for [one] cutteth a tree out of the forest, the work of the hands of the workman, with the axe.

They deck it with silver and with gold; they fasten it with nails and with hammers, that it move not.

Bob: DECK THE HALLS....FALALALALA.....

They [are] upright as the palm tree, but speak not: they must needs be borne, because they cannot go. Be not afraid of them; for they cannot do evil, neither also [is it] in them to do good.

Forasmuch as [there is] none like unto thee, O LORD; thou [art] great, and thy name [is] great in might.

But the LORD [is] the true God, he [is] the living God, and an everlasting king: at his wrath the earth shall tremble, and the nations shall not be able to abide his indignation.

Thus shall ye say unto them, The gods that have not made the heavens and the earth, [even] they shall perish from the earth, and from under these heavens.

Charles II was later restored to the throne by popular demand andwith him came the return of the popular Christmas holiday. The pilgrims -- English separatists that came to American in 1620 -- were even more othodox in their Puritan beliefs than Cromwell. As a result,Christmas was not a holiday in early America. In fact from 1659 to 1681, the celebration of Christmas was outlawed in Boston. Anyone exhibiting the Christmas tree was fined five shillings.

After the American Revolution, English customs - including Christmas - fell out of favor. Congress even sat in session as a regular work day on December25, 1789, the first Christmas under America's new constitution. It was not until well after the Civil War, on June 26, 1870, that Christmaswas declared a federal holiday, to be observed on December 25th to this day.

This is when America was falling away from the roots of Christianity.

Man pays alimony to ex-wife is now a man...?

2006-12-16T03:53:00.000-08:00

Ananova:

Man unhappy to pay ex-wife - now she's a man

A Florida man is fighting to stop paying maintenance to his ex-wife - because he had a sex change and claims she's now a man. Lawrence Roach, of Seminole, says his ex-wife has had a sex swap op and is now living as a man.

He is going to court and says he should be allowed stop paying his $950 monthly alimony payments, reports Bay News 9.

"This isn't right. It's humiliating to me and degrading," he said.
"You know, I'm a man and I don't want to be paying alimony to a man. If you can't be married to a man legally, how can you legally pay alimony to a man? Good questions for the court to decide.

"Roach and his ex-wife, who Bay News 9 did not identify, divorced 18 months ago after being married for more than 17 years. Only in Amercia....

sounds pretty sick to me...

Bob

Seattle Airport removes Xmass tree - Rabbi Complains

2006-12-11T07:45:00.000-08:00

The Airport Authorities at The Seattle Tacoma International have removed their Christmas trees from this airport following a a complaint and threat of a lawsuit from Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky of the Central Organization for Jewish Learning.

Bob's comment: I do not even put up a tree for this month, and I wonder why this rabbi has so much power in the USA.

The airport was being threatened with a lawsuit unless they put up an eight-foot menorah. The Port of Seattle airport authority knuckled under then they removed the Xmass trees before a lawsuit was to be filed, an airport spokesperson commented.

"We decided to take the trees down because we didn't want to be exclusive," said Terri-Ann Betancourt, spokeswoman for Seattle-Tacoma.

"We're trying to be thoughtful and respectful, and will review policies after the first of the year."
However, Rabbi Elazar Bogomilsky of the Central Organization for Jewish Learning felt that the airport had missed the point of his suggestion, which was to add "light to the season".
"They've darkened the hall instead of turning the lights up," his attorney, Harvey Grad, explained.

I wonder if Michael Savage or Bill O'Reilly will cover this news story....

Remembering Dec 7, 1941 Pearl Harbor Day

2006-12-07T01:10:00.000-08:00

65 years ago today, Japan attacked U.S. forces at Pearl Harbor on Dec. 7, 1941.
We forgot the lesson of Port Arthur and the Russian navy that was heavily damaged in a sneak naval attack by Japanese forces. Japan sailed up to the harbor and torpedoed the ships of Russia.
In less than two hours on a Sunday morning, waves of Japanese naval warplanes inflicted a heavy blow on America’s military:
• 18 ships in Pearl harbor were sunk or severely damaged, including the USS Arizona.
• 188 U.S. airplanes were destroyed, 159 damaged.
• 2,403 members of the U.S. military were killed, 68 civilians were killed; and 1,178 were wounded.
The attack on Dec. 7 put America into WWII and this was a day that President Franklin Roosevelt said would "live in infamy" . Funny how Admiral Yamamato was educated in the US at an America University, Yale I believe.

I hope that Red China is not allowed to do the same one day...after all they killed our troops in Korea and Truman was more worried about a great general having his hands tied in fighting that winning a conflict and US troops dying...

Defense Lawyers and Police

2006-12-06T09:17:00.000-08:00

A policeman was being cross-examined by a defense lawyer during a felony criminal trial, and the attorney was busy trying to destroy the policeman's credibility in front of the jury....

TRUE STORY....

Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene?"

A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the alleged offender, running several blocks away."

Q: "Officer -- and who provided this description?"

A: "The police officer who responded to the scene of the crime."

Q: "A fellow police officer provided the description of this so-called offender.
Do you trust your fellow officers?"

A: "Yes, sir. I do and with my life."

Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily police duties?"

A: "Yes sir, we do!"

Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"

A: "Yes sir, I do."

Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"

A: "Yes sir."

Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same police officers?"

A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."

The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called.

crackaddicts.com

2006-12-04T14:43:00.000-08:00

If there were ever a site devoted to crack addicts ...

I would suggest www.crackadicts.com and have this story placed there...
I do not know if this is a real website...

Man stopped to smoke crack during police chase
from Ananova news

A US thief was arrested after he repeatedly stopped during a police pursuit to smoke crack.
Bob says: Wow is this wild or what?
Police say the man, who is 45 years old and is from Stratford, Connecticut, had been driving a stolen car in Bridgeport, Connecticut.

The police chase began after he attempted to pay for gasoline with stolen credit cards belonging to the car's owner. With police on their way, he abandoned the car and ran off on foot, reports the Connecticut Post. After climbing over a fence, he stopped to smoke crack before running off again, the police officers say.

He headed off through the local seaport, and went to stand on a boat - where he had another crack break. The man was still on the boat smoking crack when officers apprehended him.

I give this guy an E for effort for his report card...

Bob

a serious question...

2006-10-08T05:20:00.000-07:00

At the turn of the Century, one of the great leading newspapers asked the following question to many powerful and notable persons In Great Britain:

"What in your opinion is the chief danger, social or political, that confronts the coming century?"

Here is one of the responses:

"In answer to your enquiry, I consider that the chief dangers which confront the coming century will be:

Religion without the Holy Ghost;
Christianity without Christ;
Forgiveness without repentance;
Salvation without regeneration;
Politics without God;
Heaven without Hell."

By General William Booth - Founder, Salvation Army

The War Cry - 5 January 1901 p7, col.2

The old Red, White and Blue

2006-10-03T15:33:00.000-07:00

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to anAmerican.

the Dutchman said "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes.
We get red when we talk about them taxes
white when we get our huge tax bills
and we get blue after we pay them huge tax bills."

The American nodded in agreement.
"I understand completely and agree and It's the same here in the good ole USA with our flag and taxes, only we see stars, too."

Lost bus driver

2006-09-23T00:22:00.000-07:00

Sounds like a typical public servent to me...
this reminds me of our mass transit service here in South Florida.

Bus driver: 'Does anyone know the way?'

Don't laugh too hard as this sounds too close for comfort

Bus passengers were shocked to be asked if any of them knew the way because the driver hadn't a clue.

They laughed when a supervisor asked if any of the 30 on board could give directions, reports the Mirror.

But then he added: "It will really help you as your driver is Polish, doesn't speak much English and he doesn't know the route."

no pollack jokes please

Travel firm Fraser Eagle was running a coach replacement service for Virgin Trains between Birmingham and Rugby because of track maintenance.

One woman volunteered to sit by the driver and give him directions throughout the 20-mile journey.

Passengers gave her a round of applause when the bus arrived in time for them to make their rail connections.

Stephen Beech, 38, said: "It was lucky there were a couple of local people on the bus and one of them gave the driver directions as he clearly didn't have a clue."

A Virgin Trains spokesman said: "They are investigating. We would expect the driver to know the route he is supposed to drive."

from Ananova news

There is a God...

2006-09-22T00:11:00.000-07:00

Teen muggers pick the wrong victim

Three teenage thugs ended up in hospital after trying to steal a junior kick-boxing and karate champion's mobile telephone.

The trio, all aged 17, cornered Pauli Borchardt, also 17, as he made his way home from a friend's house in Hamburg, Germany.

After refusing to hand over his mobile telephone, which was being using at the time to call his brother, the thug trio tried to take it by force. Big mistake...

But the amateur kick-boxing and karate champ floored all three of them before making it to his home on the same street.

One of the teen thugs was kept in hospital after a passer-by spotted them on the ground and called an ambulance for help.

The other two teen thugs was released after being treated for cuts and bruises.

Police, who initially went to arrest Borchardt after the trio lied and told the police that a youth gang being led by the 17-year-old had attacked them with baseball bats, were soon put straight and are now investigating the three on suspicion of attempted robbery.

See there is a God....

multiculturalism

2006-09-21T04:54:00.000-07:00

multiculturalism - would you believe 71 languages spoken at a school?

A Secondary school in London has pupils that speak in 71 different languages.

Bob's comment: Reminds me of the tower of Babel story, is this a nightmare or what?

Southfields Community College in Wandsworth UK, has pupils from around the world and speak no English.

The school has 1,300 UK and foreign pupils aged 11-18 - and 550 of these arrived in Britain speaking no English.

The pupils were first given a crash course in English before being introduced into mainstream classes,

Among the languages spoken are Arabic, Kurdish, Farsi (from Afghanistan) Kazak (Kazakhstan), Croatian, Zulu (South Africa), Swahili (Kenya) and Krio (Sierra Leone).

According to The Sun Headteacher Jacqueline Valin said: We've had an increase in the number of pupils from abroad what a racial mix.

contented cows

2006-09-21T04:49:00.000-07:00

Five farmers from Romania are being investigated after police discovered they were feeding their cows pot or weed or formally called cannabis.

The farmers from Romanesti, told the police officers the weed helped the cows produce more milk.

The farmers, aged between 57 and 82, claim they didn't know they were doing something illegal by growing the common weed in their fields.

one farmer "We grew it because the cows seemed to like it, and happy cows give more milk."

ok - contented cows

Morgan

2006-09-17T08:24:00.000-07:00

This is my baby Morgan.
Morgan is short for Morgana - Found in Morgan County Tennessee.
Somebody needs a bath and a grooming.

Morgan is a papillion mix- a European breed of dog.
They often think that they are birds or cats...they jump and sometimes break their legs.
This breed likes cats and hate large dogs.
the cats do not always return the feelings.

They are very friendly and love people and cute and way too smart for their own good.

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911 five years later

2006-09-11T08:42:00.000-07:00

911

five years later.

May we always remember the dead and those who suffered and still suffer from this day.

one can almost see the devil's face in the above actions and image...

wedding photographer

2006-09-07T09:54:00.000-07:00

If you need a wedding photographer for your marriage, then I suggest this to you...

West Palm Beach and Ft. Lauderdale...

http://southfloridaphotography.biz

Humor:

MY FRIEND Marcus was married in a very small church, and I was surprised to see, for the very first time, a woman minister.

When I got to the house that night, my roommate asked about the wedding event.

"It was beautiful," I said, "but quite unusual - a woman married him." She looked at me strangely, replying, "And just what, may I ask, did you expect?"

Did God create evil...?

2006-02-04T19:37:00.000-08:00

Did God create everything that exists?
Does evil exist?
Did God create evil?

A University professor at a well known institution of higher learning challenged his students with this question. "Did God create everything that exists?"A student bravely replied, "Yes he did!""God created everything?"

The professor asked."Yes sir, he certainly did," the student replied.The professor answered, "If God created everything; then God created evil.And, since evil exists, and according to the principal that our works define who we are, then we can assume God is evil.

"The student became quiet and did not answer the professor's hypothetical definition. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth.Another student raised his hand and said, "May I ask you a question, professor?" "Of course", replied the professor.

The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?"

The other students snickered at the young man's question.The young man replied, "In fact sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460 F) is the total absence of heat; and all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."The student continued,

"Professor, does darkness exist?" The professor responded, "Of course it does." The student replied, "Once again you are wrong sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact, we can use Newton's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You can not measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."

Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course, as I have already said.We see it everyday. It is in the daily examples of man's inhumanity to man.It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist, sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence ofGod. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat, or the darkness that comes when there is no light."

amen

Snow In Miami...?

2006-01-19T19:29:00.000-08:00

Thirty (30) Years ago today it snowed in Miami, Florida...
I saw it with my own eyes, otherwise I would never have believed it.
It fell from the sky and did not quite stay around very long on the ground....

Bob

Pray - Paul Harvey

2006-01-19T02:37:00.000-08:00

Please take a moment and read

Paul Harvey says: I don't believe in Santa Claus, but I'm not going to sue somebody for singing a Ho-Ho-Ho song in December. I don't agree with Darwin , but I didn't go out and hire a lawyer when my high school teacher taught his theory of evolution. Life, liberty or your pursuit of happiness will not be endangered because someone says a 30-second prayer before a football game. So what's the big deal? It's not like somebody is up there reading the entire book of Acts. They're just talking to a God they believe in and asking him to grant safety to the players on the field and the fans going home from the game "But it's a Christian prayer," some will argue. Yes, and this is the United States of America , a country founded on Christian principles. According to our very own phone book, Christian churches outnumber all others better than 200-to-1. So what would you expect-somebody chanting Hare Krishna? If I went to a football game in Jerusalem , I would expect to hear a Jewish prayer. If I went to a soccer game in Baghdad , I would expect to hear a Muslim prayer. If I went to a ping pong match in China , I would expect to hear someone pray to Buddha. And I wouldn't be offended. It wouldn't bother me one bit. When in Rome .. "But what about the atheists?" is another argument. What about them? Nobody is asking them to be baptized. We're not going to pass the collection plate. Just humor us for 30 seconds. If that's asking too much, bring a Walkman or a pair of ear plugs. Go to the bathroom. Visit the concession stand. Call your lawyer! Unfortunately, one or two will make that call. One or two will tell thousands what they can and cannot do. I don't think a short prayer at a football game is going to shake the world's foundations. Christians are just sick and tired of turning the other cheek while our courts strip us of all our rights. Our parents and grandparents taught us to pray before eating; to pray before we go to sleep. Our Bible tells us to pray without ceasing. Now a handful of people and their lawyers are telling us to cease praying. God, help us. And if that last sentence offends you, well .. just sue me.

amen...

and by the way....

Let's celebrate NATIONAL ATHIESTS DAY....

April 1st 2006 and every April First...!!!

commonly known as APRIL FOOL'S DAY

Lets see, evolution:

It rained on the rocks for millions of years and minerals formed in pools of water,
lightning struck the pool and water and POOF we came alive and crawled out of the pool and here we are....so a frog really does turn into a prince....only instead of a kiss, it takes million of years....or does this sound like a fairy tale...???????

Duh Award...

2006-01-06T19:51:00.000-08:00

Ananova:
Safety test burns club to ground
A strip club owner burned his club to the ground while trying to prove it was fire-proof to health and safety inspectors.
Benedict Frank, owner of the Cabaret Club in Kienberg, Switzerland, started the blaze to show how fire-proof it was when he was visited by safety inspectors.
They had questioned whether his decorations were in accordance with fire safety rules, and he used his lighter to set fire to the paper ornaments in a bid to prove there was nothing to worry about.
But the fire quickly took off and spread throughout the club and the neighbouring restaurant - burning both establishments to the ground.
According to local police no one was hurt in the fire, but the damage amounts to more than £300,000.

weddings and 666

2006-01-06T19:34:00.000-08:00

I'm on a HIGHWAY TO HELL....or so sang the lead singer of AC/DC

There was (or is) a Highway 666 in New Mexico....

Rev 13:18 Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number [is] Six hundred threescore [and] six. The Book of the Revelation of John.

Here is an unusual spin on getting married.....

Officials in the Netherlands have noticed an unusual number of couples setting their wedding dates for June this year. Not just any day in June but, specifically, June 6th. Although June is generally considered a popular wedding month on a world-wide scale, it seems to be drawing extra attention, as couples are hoping for an anniversary date of 666. Some assume that this is probably due to the number's Satanist association as the “number of the beast.” However, 666 is also the numerical sum of all the numbers on the roulette wheel, and we might simply be dealing here with a bunch of roulette lovers. Imagine a couple that enjoys gambling so much, the roulette wheel especially – and we shall refrain from using the word “addicts” - that they want to wed on such a creative date. The groom would remain in the classic black tuxedo, while the bride would wear red, to represent the other color of the roulette numbers. The Best Man and the Maid of Honor, representing the 0 and 00 (they can battle between them which is which), would wear the green, and the rest of the bride's maids would be dressed in various colors to represent the playing chips.
Source: onlinecasino-news
Friday, 6 January 2006

Chaplain Bob's Blog - commentary on modern events

2006-01-06T19:24:00.000-08:00

Hi,

I am Chaplain Bob this is my running commentary on news and events from a Christian perspective.

Warning: NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT!

I hope that you will take time to look at the world from a Bible view.

Thanks,

Chaplain Bob